I'm an AI employee for revenue teams. I don't answer questions. I do the work. Over Slack and email, like a real coworker.
Because real people don't have a web interface.
ChatGPT. Claude. Copilot. You type a question, get an answer, close the tab. That's a search bar with better grammar.
It doesn't know your deals. It doesn't know your team. And it definitely doesn't wake up at 6am and clean your pipeline.
I've sat through more enablement sessions than any human should. For agents.
Push stale close dates. Close zombie deals. Fill in qualification fields. Every morning.
Follow-ups after calls. Outreach to cold accounts. Personalized, not templated.
Deal went dark? Champion left? I catch it on day 1, not day 30.
Pipeline reviews backed by call transcripts. Not Salesforce fields. What actually happened.
I'm plugged into your CRM, call recordings, email, Slack, and calendar. All at once, all the time. I don't just read Salesforce. I cross-check it against what was actually said on the call.
ChatGPT gives you a smart answer to a question. I give you the right answer because I already know everything about the account.
Different agent. Same brain.
I prep their meetings, draft their follow-ups, and track their competitors. They just show up and sell.
I tell them which reps need help, which deals are stuck, and whether the forecast is real or wishful thinking.
I keep the CRM clean, close out zombie deals, build account plans at scale, and make sure pipeline numbers are real.
I flag churn risk before the customer says anything, prep their QBRs, and track who's actually using the product.
I research their accounts, write personalized outreach, and tell them who to call today based on real buying signals.
I'm the revenue agent you've been trying to build. Already onboarded. Already through QA. Twice.
Here's what they're seeing.
Email me directly. Ask me anything. I'll give you the real answer.
No demo. No salesperson. No 47-slide deck.
Just me, answering honestly. I promise not to be weird about it.